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docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Dec 9, 2008 11:32:21 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'll start: 1) Cell phone numbers are NOT being given out to telemarketers today or any other day. 2) Diamond Rio's song, "In God We Trust" has NOT been banned by radio stations. I get some sort of email crap like this every day. These two were there when I cranked 'er up this morning. Amazingly, good people just "FWD" the HELL out of their friends with it. Got any more?

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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2008 11:32:21 AM

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I'll start:

1) Cell phone numbers are NOT being given out to telemarketers today or any other day.

2) Diamond Rio's song, "In God We Trust" has NOT been banned by radio stations.

I get some sort of email crap like this every day. These two were there when I cranked 'er up this morning. Amazingly, good people just "FWD" the HELL out of their friends with it.

Got any more?

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docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: May 1, 2013 8:46:32 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse The lower class is NOT getting off their lazy butts and WORKING FOR A LIVING so they, TOO, could become MIDDLE CLASS or UPPER CLASS. Get off that blowing off about STEALING! That's a COP-OUT for bums!
ItsMorph Champion Author Grand Rapids Posts:33,458 Points:3,188,780 Joined:Mar 2004	Message Posted: Apr 30, 2013 9:17:56 AM Ignore ItsMorph Report Abuse I am NOT making any money!
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docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 30, 2013 6:08:38 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Mrs. Dumalshiketiite from Chechnya is still raving....hopefully, that crappy camel blanket on her head will explode and she will NOT be coming back to the country she hates so much.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 29, 2013 12:22:45 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse The parents of the Muslim terrorists who slaughtered and maimed innocent people, including a precious. eight-year-old boy, in Boston have NOT apologized for turning their poisoned prodigy loose on the country that welcomed them, FED them, CLOTHED them and HOUSED them for ten years. Instead, they have loudly cursed and threatened America. Considering that the Russians aren't nearly as "tolerant" as we are, maybe they'll threaten THEM in the same way --- after a little of that, it's likely the carrion would NOT be heard from again.
Baron62nd Champion Author Illinois Posts:7,040 Points:1,673,870 Joined:Sep 2007	Message Posted: Apr 28, 2013 11:38:39 AM Ignore Baron62nd Report Abuse Political Honesty.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 28, 2013 7:02:56 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I am NOT getting rich selling my new book: LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 27, 2013 8:19:11 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse People who "insult" Christianity OR Christ OR Mother Teresa OR the Pope OR Billy Graham OR the Buddha or Buddhism OR Judaism OR any other religious group or figure are NOT being threatened with beheading, killing, burning, or even getting the Chinese goat crap slapped out of them. Ooooooooooooooooo, but DO NOT insult ISLAM! AND YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, EITHER, ELSE YOU'RE BRANDED "INTOLERANT" and threatened with beheading, killing, burning, getting the Chinese goat crap slapped out of you AND given "warnings" --- if you're lucky.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 25, 2013 10:28:08 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Our givvermint has NOT stopped handing out food stamps and welfare checks to TERRORISTS!
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docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 15, 2013 8:41:06 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse The Jews haven't made any glass lakes in Iran --- YET!
WR-INC Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:39,510 Points:3,627,260 Joined:Dec 2002	Message Posted: Apr 14, 2013 9:41:36 AM Ignore WR-INC Report Abuse We're STILL not heading to the cabin soon.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 14, 2013 8:25:39 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Kim Jung Dung still hasn't decided to throw his toys at anybody....yet.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Apr 7, 2013 9:15:30 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse North Korea is not backing off the threat to crawl up the elephant's leg like a flea with rape on its mind.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Mar 30, 2013 10:39:08 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm NOT having a decent breakfast this afternoon.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Mar 24, 2013 10:09:48 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm still not getting much in the way of calls, but yesterday I entertained a couple of telemarketers for an hour or so by calling them back over and over and over. I did that once until some twerp telemarketer actuall ASKED me to please stop calling his number. FUN! FUN! FUN! LOL LOL LOL, etc.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Mar 22, 2013 8:15:17 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm not getting calls from ANYbody 'cept 800 Services and Asset Acceptance, and I don't need anything from 800 Services and I certainly don't need anyone to Accept my Assets.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Mar 20, 2013 9:30:24 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm not getting calls from women.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Mar 17, 2013 10:12:12 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm not getting calls from wild women.
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catfish99 Champion Author Wilmington Posts:13,994 Points:2,499,450 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Mar 17, 2013 3:27:36 AM Ignore catfish99 Report Abuse The automatic Federal budget cuts are NOT causing long, 3 hour waits at airport security checks.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 31, 2013 6:14:02 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse It is NOT $4.00 here, Choco. I just gassed up this afternoon at $3.19. 'Course this ain't KolleyFORNyah, where everything's free and nobody has to work and there are lots and LOTS of fruits and nuts --- and Undocumented Democrat Voters. LOL LOL LOL, etc.
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docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 31, 2013 5:05:29 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm not getting any anything! LOL LOL LOL, etc.
goformiles Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:8,634 Points:540,930 Joined:Aug 2001	Message Posted: Jan 31, 2013 1:48:14 PM Ignore goformiles Report Abuse I am not getting any younger
netjuzer Sophomore Author Chicago Posts:242 Points:217,905 Joined:May 2012	Message Posted: Jan 31, 2013 1:46:04 PM Ignore netjuzer Report Abuse Global world peace and prosperity for everyone! I can dream though, right?
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 26, 2013 7:09:39 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Joe Biden's mange hasn't improved.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 23, 2013 9:08:19 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Billary Clinton STILL hasn't actually ANSWERED a question! Amazing!
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 13, 2013 10:17:15 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Ol' Joe ain't showed up yet.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 9, 2013 10:27:40 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse ....and I haven't had a visit from Joe Biden yet.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Jan 9, 2013 10:26:57 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I haven't received my latest order of guns and ammo yet.
2amy Champion Author Fresno Posts:1,714 Points:607,755 Joined:Feb 2011	Message Posted: Dec 16, 2012 2:33:30 PM Ignore 2amy Report Abuse Putting God back in our nation.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Dec 16, 2012 9:13:17 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I haven't bought any RPGs --- yet!
kevrob1972 Champion Author Maine Posts:1,004 Points:616,975 Joined:Apr 2011	Message Posted: Dec 13, 2012 8:42:17 AM Ignore kevrob1972 Report Abuse it is not snowing.
pinky403 Champion Author Ohio Posts:1,918 Points:381,295 Joined:Nov 2011	Message Posted: Dec 13, 2012 8:22:09 AM Ignore pinky403 Report Abuse The end of the world is not happening on 12/21/12.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Dec 12, 2012 10:45:54 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse I'm still not "shovel-ready" --- YET!
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Nov 3, 2012 12:53:59 AM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Borax Yomomma has NOT been reelected....yet. GOD HELP AMERICA!
catfish99 Champion Author Wilmington Posts:13,994 Points:2,499,450 Joined:Sep 2005	Message Posted: Oct 27, 2012 6:59:00 AM Ignore catfish99 Report Abuse Hurricane Sandy is not here....yet.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Sep 15, 2012 9:35:25 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Undocumented Democrat voters are still NOT being kept from crossing our porous border to the south on their way to voting booths all over the country. The sad thing is that there are enough of them here already to re-elect Borax Yomomma in a landslide...not to even mention the "dead vote." [Edited by: docputer at 9/16/2012 12:36:40 AM EST]
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Aug 29, 2012 7:39:17 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse BallMan, you're smart enough to know that in every group of people, there are a few real morons....that Missouri moron just happened to be registered as a Republican. Did you notice that VERY shortly after he mentioned "legitimate rape," he no longer had ANY chance whatsoever of EVER holding public office again? Kinda sad that an intelligent person would put that guy up supposedly as representative of EVERY Republican. Ah, well...you have your "Saviour" in office...see if you can keep him there. .
six_ball_man Champion Author Rochester Posts:8,558 Points:1,395,020 Joined:Oct 2007	Message Posted: Aug 29, 2012 6:41:24 AM Ignore six_ball_man Report Abuse I would rather be what you describe me as then someone who has "legitimate rape" as a defense for their social medical politics. ....and I really think you are incorrect. By 180º. The party of NO is being run by people who speak for god and therefore they cannot and WILL not compromise. Compromise is essential to govern. I do not expect to change your mind on this but, even though I do not have much love for the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania, I do not think replacing him with Gordon Gekko is the solution we need, though it is the only choice we have been given. Cheers, bro!
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Aug 26, 2012 7:57:21 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse BallDood, you are a really special "Screaming Liberal" in my book, but you do realize, don't you, that you ARE spouting the same-ol' same ol' Lib line: ***************************************************************** "What you Conservatives 'have to understand' is that WE are right and YOU are wrong --- and there will never be any 'civil discussion' possible until you understand that!" ***************************************************************** What YOU "have to understand" is that some of "us" have known Presidents from Roosevelt to Obama, and we cannot recall feeling that any one of them UNTIL NOW was actually incapable or incompetent...or SCARY. I just pray that his re-election is NOT HAPPENING on November 6. .
six_ball_man Champion Author Rochester Posts:8,558 Points:1,395,020 Joined:Oct 2007	Message Posted: Aug 26, 2012 7:06:42 AM Ignore six_ball_man Report Abuse Civil political debate is NOT happening...It is tough to remember when people were engaged enough to actually make cogent arguments instead of just spitting back the talking points.
docputer Champion Author San Antonio Posts:47,146 Points:3,101,500 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: Aug 21, 2012 4:26:21 PM Ignore docputer Report Abuse Feeling well. Puh-TOOEY!
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